A robust rye refreshment not for delicate palates.
Beer cocktails have been in the steady rotation for us over the past couple of months (which is partially why we’ve been so lax in posting). In a recent stroke of madness/genius, Jake decided to try a little rye on rye action with a dash of complexity from Cynar and a sweet finish courtesy of Cherry Heering. This one’s full of big flavors that will make you smile like you’re in on an inside joke…or just like you’ve had a pint glass full of liquor.
Equipment Needed: Pint Glass, Cocktail Spoon, Jigger or Shot Glass
- 1 oz rye whiskey (about $30/750 ml)
- 1/2 oz Cynar (about $25/750 ml)
- 1/2 oz Cherry Heering (about $30/750 ml)
- 12 oz rye IPA (we used Sierra Nevada’s Ruthless Rye IPA, about $10.99/6 pack)
- 1 small sprig of rosemary for garnish ($1.50/ sprig)
- Pour in your hard liquors and stir them together. Add the rye beer and stir slowly to mix further without making everything foam up. If you want to dilute the drink now’s the time to add an ice cube or two.
- Garnish with rosemary. Drink, smile wryly, repeat.
A fruity, smoky one-two punch to your wake winter-addled taste buds.
It’s that special time of year where winter refuses to release its icy grip and spring keeps hinting that it’s just around the corner. 62 and sunny one day, then 30 and snowing the next. It’s enough to drive you to drink; thankfully we’ve got you covered. The Mexican Snakebite features apple cider and cinnamon to satisfy those winter flavor cravings, while the añejo tequila is a smoky little stomach sombrero to remind you that warmer days are nigh.
Equipment Needed: Rocks Glass, Spoon, Shot Glass
- 1 shot añejo tequila (about $30/750ml)
- 8 oz hard apple cider (we used Naked Flock Pumpkin, about $7.99/22 oz)
- 1 stick cinnamon ($3.59/2 oz jar)
- Ground cinnamon ($3.49/2.4 oz)
- Pour the cider into your rocks glass then add the tequila.
- Add a dash of ground cinnamon (or two if you’re feeling wild) and give it a light stir. Drop in a cinnamon stick for garnish and a nice warming layer.
You told yourself you wouldn’t do it this year. That you’d be ready and have everything planned out. Now, here it is, a mere 5 hours before kick off (10 if you count all the pre-game bullsh*t), and you’ve got no food ready. You may not have even hit the store yet. Well fear not, we’ve got you covered. Check out the links from our past recipes below for quick and easy crowd pleasers, then get your ass to the store, man! You can thank us later.
Let’s start with the most important thing, drinks.
Now for some snacks and appetizers.
Love your liver.
Love is in the air and more likely than not you’re trying to figure out a little something to impress the object of your affection. With three simple ingredients and the twirl of a spoon you can make yourself a couple glasses of pure sexy: slightly sweet, slightly tart, a little floral, and hard to take your hands off. Plan to make twice as many as you think you’ll need; your night’s about to get interesting.
Equipment Needed: Champagne Flute, Citrus Juicer or Reamer, 2 Storage Containers w/ Lids (16 oz or larger), Strainer, Spoon, Bar Spoon or Swizzle Stick
- 1 oz blood orange juice (blood oranges are about $2.99/lb; 10 average sized oranges yield about 2 cups of juice)
- 1/2 oz St. Germain (about $30/750 ml)
- 3 oz sparkling wine (about $18/750 ml for the decent stuff)
- If you can find blood orange juice already pressed you’re golden. Otherwise, slice your oranges in half and use your juicing implement of choice to get to it. Squeeze the liquid into one of your storage containers until you’ve got enough for your crowd.
- You’re going to want to strain the pulp and skin pieces out; a chewy cocktail is not sexy. To do so, put a strainer over another storage container and pour the juice through it. Using the back of a spoon press down gently on the solids and get the remaining liquid out. Be careful not to press too hard, you’ll just be pushing the pulp back into the mix.
Move the spoon gently over the solids to squeeze out any remainders of the juice.
- Now to the drink itself. Take a champagne flute and pour in some sparkling wine. Add a splash of blood orange juice and top it off with the St. Germain. Stir very gently a couple of times so the flavors meld. Link arms, drink, and repeat.
A deceptively smooth cocktail with an ax to grind.
Yes, we’ve been posting a lot of cocktails lately but hey, Jake just set up a sweet-ass bar in his apartment and we’ve gotta practice. This fall-inspired potable derives its name from its ingredients and surprisingly innocuous taste. Burly bourbon gets tempered and sweetly complemented by apple cider and Aperol. Don’t be fooled by the smoothness though, too many of these will have you throwing on plaid and raring to chop down random objects.
Equipment Needed: Rocks Glass, Shot Glass, Spoon
- 1 1/2 shots bourbon (we used Knob Creek) (about $30/750 ml)
- 1/2 shot Aperol (you can use another aperitif like Campari if you want) (about $25/750 ml)
- 4 oz apple cider (about $3.50/half-gallon)
- 1 cinnamon stick ($3.59/2 oz jar)
- Ground cinnamon ($3.59/3.5 oz jar)
- Ice (free)
- Whole cloves (optional) ($3.99/1 oz jar)
- Pour the bourbon, Aperol and apple cider in your glass and stir everything together.
- Add a couple of dashes of cinnamon. Cloves add another level of taste complexity so add a couple now if you so desire (though you should keep it at 2-3 so you don’t overpower things).
- Pop in a couple of ice cubes and give the whole mix one last stir with a cinnamon stick, which you can either toss in the drink or use for garnish.
- Consume daintily (pinkies out!) and contemplate clearing a forest.
A drink that’s refreshing and warming all at once.
This simple drink is perfect for the seasonal limbo that is September. Is it summer? Is it fall? Well, it’s still warm enough to need something refreshing but nice to have something with a little backbone should the wind pick up. The sweet tartness of the blood orange soda is a nice precursor to the rich warmth of the rye. Put on a cardigan, roll the sleeves up, and mix one up.
Equipment Needed: Rocks Glass, Spoon, Shot Glass
- 1 shot rye (we used Rittenhouse; about $25/750 ml)
- 8 oz San Pellegrino Aranciata Rossa soda ($4.99/6 pack)
- Add 4 ice cubes to your rocks glass and pour in a shot of rye.
- Top it off with soda and stir.
- Quaff and start hoarding acorns for the winter.
Jag! Myket läckra!
Being almost half Swedish we love most things Scandinavian. This drink was inspired by some of the brighter flavors Jake experienced while he was studying in Karlstad. Slightly sweet, slightly acidic, slightly piney, this herbaceous delight is the perfect summer cooler for whatever you’re in for. Also, since the Olympics are on even your drinking should have a little international flair.
Equipment Needed: Paring Knife, Cutting Board, Rocks Glass, Spoon (to stir) or Cocktail Shaker (to shake)
- 1 shot gin (we used Bombay Sapphire; about $25/750 ml)
- 1/2 shot St. Germain (about $30/750 ml)
- 1/2 shot Lillet (about $15/750 ml)
- 2-3 TBSP cardamom simple syrup (you can use regular simple syrup or honey if you don’t want to make ours)
- 7 dashes lemon basil bitters (use a couple dashes of your favorite bitter if you’re not cool enough to infuse your own)
- 1 lemon ($0.50/each)
- 1 fresh basil leaf ($2.99/oz)
- 1 fresh sprig rosemary (about $1.49/sprig)
- Tonic water ($1.79/L)
- Using your paring knife cut the lemon into discs and cut the rosemary sprig in half. Place a basil leaf and the rosemary piece in the center of a lemon disc (like a little lilly pad) and set aside for garnish.
- Put a couple ice cubes in your cocktail shaker and add the gin, St. Germain, Lillet, cardamom syrup and bitters. Pop the top on and shake vigorously.
- Pour over ice, squeeze in a little extra lemon juice and top the whole thing off with tonic.
- Garnish with your lemon herb disc and consume. Skål!